There is no keeping this customizer down! Throw him into freezing darkness, a blazing firefight, hostile territory where 3-foot spiders team-up with sabretoothed mice to try and eat his face every night and still he keeps on ticking. Let's take a trip with Rupert Valero to the war-torn mountains of Afghanistan and see what kind of custom action figures this harsh country can inspire.

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Here's a treat for you guys and gals, and you have Clark to thank for sending me a link to this most interesting of eBay toy auctions that isn't under the "Everything Else" category. Also within, finally a post by me that isn't totally making fun of MOTU! (har har, what lie)

If you are easily offended by painted red lines and flesh-colored plastic, turn away now!

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As you may know, ever since we've been blighted, comments have tended to disappear mysteriously. So, I've turned comments off because it sucks to post things only to have them erased for no good reason. If you know any horrific voo-doo rituals that can help us track down whoever is responsible for our malady, so we may beat them with a sack full of rusty man-eating ebola-covered cleavers, feel free to send them my way at:

drnightmare@articulateddiscussion.com

For every eldritch spell you recommend, I will plant a tree in your name. A gum-drop tree! Thank you.

I have to say, posting stuff on our beloved little site here in its current state of delapidation is a lot like piloting a battered starship, there are cables and wires sparking everywhere, lots of blinking lights and buttons that don't seem to do anything, and every so often something explodes or is sucked out the airlock never to be seen again. In spite of all this, I still have a duty to post stuff I promised I would before everything went haywire, such as this interview with fellow customizer Rafael Velazquez, AKA: Churi-Churo.

 

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Rifle through your bucket of toy accesories and I'm sure you'll find some long lost freaky items. Tonight's oddity was gotten in a trade instead of purchased, but that doesn't make it any less finger-lickin' weird.

[Nightmare's Note: Hi gang! I have no idea what's happened to TAO (I think he's off getting an education and bettering himself, PFFFT! BWAHAHAHA!), so Mitra willing, I'll try to post some stuff on here while the new site is being built.]



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You know someone is completely insane when they think a great idea for a super-villain costume is to kill a cheetah, gut it, and wear it's skin, not only like a jacket, but sewn directly into their own flesh.

Why must the crazy ones be so beautiful?

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