So after weeks of fruitless searching while site after site posts gloaty reviews of DC Universe Classics Series 10, you give up on ever finding that boobalicious new Power Girl figure. But then, just days before Christmas, you stroll down the toy aisle at the local Walmart and there she is! Sure, she doesn't look nearly as great in person with her spindly limbs and tiny fists, freakishly slim side profile, and huge mold line that's possibly a small gap down the side of her thigh... and that $12.97 price tag isn't helping. Nevertheless, for one or two heaving reasons, you decide to bite the bullet and buy the figure that you'd coveted for weeks on end and begrudgingly cursed your fellow collectors for displaying even after you'd accepted the reality that you would never own it.
And then you get her home and she seems even less appealing out of the package. Why the flip is she so darned skinny? What's up with her boots -- did they accidentally swap the left and right boots at the factory? Who the hell is she supposed to be punching out with those teensy fists? And why doesn't her bloody neck have much range beyond that of a swivel joint?
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