With all the group battles we've been looking at this week, it's time for a little one on one action. The cream of the crop going plastic toe to plastic toe, right on your monitor. Continuining the Transformers Week tradition, here is another article displaying just how much the Autobots can claim a certain:
I don't have any particular attraction to either of the figures that show up in the following commercial, but I can still identify one big stack of Autobot dominance when I see it. Check out this video, and I'm sure you'll see the same.
Yes, that's right, Sky Lynx bites Predaking in the nipple (at 0:23). By giving him a bird/dinosaur/griffin/space shuttle/mutant toothy purple nurple, the rank of authority has already been established. While weak from the nipple abuse, Predaking is sure to fall to Sky Lynx's other tricks, such as the go-to wedgie, or the devastatingly effective wet willy.
Is there really any doubt that Predaking is the nerd that Sky Lynx loved to pick on during his elementary school days. This may actually be a short documentary on school bullying, and not the Transformers commercial you were expecting. Predaking went home to call his mother and whine directly after the shoot.
He probably wet himself when that kid turned into a robot too, I know I did. Come back tomorrow for more Autobot acts of commercial superiority.
And although he's probably telling the teacher right now, you can find the other side of this story at battlegrip.com.
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