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Commercial Superiority - Terrorcons vs. Technobots

It's almost feeling pointless to continue this article series any further; for five straight days we've witnessed Autobots at the peak of their supremacy, and today is no different. Read on to see how the Technobots (arrogantly) assure their:


Anytime someone needs to win a fight, they bust out the combining robots. Voltron did it, Power Rangers did it, and in this commercial, you'll see that Transformers do it too. But which giant robot composed of smaller robots is the strongest? Watch the following commercial, and it should become clear.

I really only need to point to one piece of evidence from the above video to prove that the Autobots would win yet again in this scenario. One of the Terrorcons actually gets caught in the oldest trap in the book, a rope-loop laying on the ground (0:05). Not only that, but it's a totally visible snare, a completely different color than the ground beneath it, and it has a red flashing light, just in case you missed it otherwise. What a total act of ignorance to somehow miss this trap.

The Autobots must have been so confident in a victory, that they didn't even bother hiding or camouflaging their traps. "It won't matter, they're just Terrorcons" was the deciding statement on whether the rope should be metallic purple, or grassy green. Purple must have been cheaper.  

Any robot made up with this idiot as a body part is instantly dumber, just because its circuits are connected to this fellow's.

Tomorrow you'll find one last amazing act of Autobot ascendancy, and a little less alliteration. battlegrip.com will give you the other side of this story, filled with Decepticon misinformation. 

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