One more day, and one more look at why the Autobots are more or less always guaranteed to win in any conflict. This time we take a look at two of the best warriors that each side has to offer, and pit them in a battle of the ages (well, not really, but we can pretend), which once more, gives an Autobot a chance to prove his:
There isn't even any actual fighting in this commercial, but boy does the narrator throw down some trash-talk. Well, he's actually pretty fair to both sides, and they end up just standing next to one another? Oh, but it's all about the context clues, and it's still easy to interpret an Autobot dominance in this one. Check out this (rather boring) commercial.
It's hard to argue any for Ultra Magnus in this one, that is until you see Galvatron's alternate mode. I think it's supposed to be some kind of laser cannon, but it looks ridiculous. I don't know why any kid would buy a toy that look like that in the package. Even the promise of a cool robot wouldn't be enough for me to pull out the cash. And the sad part is, he's not even a cool robot either.
What's really crazy is that Galvatron actually doubles as a middle class home, complete with a second story window, from which little girls can look longingly. Don't believe me, look at the screen capture below.
I really don't know who thought that putting an average everyday window into Galvatron's stomach was a good idea, but I would like to thank them. It perfectly articulates just how much of a softy he really is, and how easily Ultra Magnus could whirlwind through him. That poor girl will just have to witness the destruction of her own home/Decepticon.
If you decide to come back tomorrow, you'll find even more blatant acts of Autobot commercial superiority. Normally you would find pro-Decepticon propaganda over at battlegrip.com, but Galvatron's puniness was even recognized over there.
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