Sometimes action figures amaze me with just how ugly they are. It can be intentional, but more often than not, they're ugly by some freak accident or poor assembly standards. Today we're looking at a hideous toy that's actually based on the star of a television show. See the horror in the first ever:
I didn't pay too much attention when purchasing this figure, but I'm thankful now, because he has managed to spawn a brand new feature in his own image. Be sure to spit out your gum and put down your soda before taking a gander, because this guy will cause you to choke.
Seriously, how do you let a figure that looks like this get out of the door? He looks like he was dragged through a bin full of urinal cakes before being dipped in plastic feces. Not only is his shape mis-shaped around the eyes, cheeks, chin, well...everywhere else too, but the paint is ridiculously bad. It's sloppy, jagged, in all the wrong places, and not even the right color most of the time. His eyes are all kinds of terrible and he has a mysterious black streak across his right cheek. I don't even think Wolverine's advanced healing powers could fix this trainwreck.
If you've got pictures of an ugly figure you want featured in the next Choking Hazard, send them to me at thearticulatedone@articulateddiscussion.com!
